When sWaa knew the whereabouts..

[Caution: Post meant only for core BPTs. Fashion BPTs n non BPTs may not find it attractive enough. Oh! now what is this core and fashion BPT?? Will be explained in the next post and by the time you will have already guessed it.]

So this time we were at the Forum mall and sWaa [the non blogging co-authoress] did her as usual histrionics. Before the real deal happened we were sitting down at McDonalds guzzling our favourite Coke float when sWaa [trust me she knows nothing, absolutely nothing.. about blogging] told me that she met two cute twins downstairs. She (obviously) imitated them while she narrated the conversation she had exchanged with them. Now as we finished and went downstairs the two cute twins were sitting with their mom.
sWaa : [in her loudest possible voice] Ye dekho ye dono. Cute naa?
As I turned back I saw a baffled mom with a faint smile on her face. I managed a flustered smile and said "Swati jaldi chalo yaha se" while the mom still stared at us. (Hearing about the incident Amrita said " tumhe unki maa ne bachche uthaane wala socha hoga" hehe)
So while we laughed at sWaa's [non-blogger, non-blogger] almost eccentric behaviour her stomach started hurting (coz of the laughter that occured) n she sat down alongside the path while I continued walking, talking to the air.
So later when both of us were sitting and laughing at people around, a very fair woman talking over the phone in a very typical firangi accent passed by. Here is what she said " Naahi naahi wao waaala raod mein naahi aana haii daousra waala raod mein aana haii. ok bye"

Me: oye ye firangan hai kya?
sWaa: Nahi nahi Parsi hai.

[roflmao]

BPT example

When we were in the first semester of our FMS, we were three people sharing a room. Me, Swati (again my BPT partner who knows nothing about blogging) and Vidisha (dunno whether she knows about blogging or not, but she is an Accessory Design student). So there was this one night when we were as usual busy with our everyday chores. Swati (the one who doesn't know how to blog) was busy with internet, her eyes popping out like a frog and expressions changing every second as she looked at her computer screen. I was about to sleep as I fiddled with my keypad to send a message. Vidisha was sleeping. The clock showed 12.30 AM. Suddenly Vidisha rolls around towards Swati, gets up and.....

Vidisha: Swati didi....

Swati: (baffled) Haan...???

Vidisha: Kya karoon? (goes to sleep)

Swati is flabbergasted and blank.

Me: (yeah the hero is finally here) hahahahahahahaha

Swati : Ye kya tha be??

Both: hahahahahahaha

The next morning we narrate it to Vidisha who doesn't seem to remember anything. Apparently she comes out with her very regular expression of amused astonishment – "Haiiiin???"

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BPT when it started...

Okay now non BPT people might not find it funny but here is what happened once while I and Swati [The co-authoress of this blog who supposedly has no idea about how to post in blogs] were sitting outside the NIFT canteen. It so happens often that we ignore the information that is being given to us and choose to construct our own. So this stylishly dressed very girlish classmate of ours came towards us.

Girl: (points towards the canteen) Is the breakfast still there??
Swaa : Idli
Me: hahahahaha
(girl leaves for canteen)
Swaa: Kya be? Why haha?
Me: Dumbo.. did u listen to what she asked?
Swaa: errr.... no .. why??
[I iterate the conversation again, exactly as it happened]
Both: Hahahahahaha

Introduction to BPT

BPT refers to the phenomena of being Bin Piye Talli. We found the co-existence of this phenomena in us last semester i.e. sem II Fms Bangalore. Symptoms of BPT include:

1. Laughing on roads after uttering silly sentences. Laughter is abrupt, loud and people may or may not turn to look at you.
2. Breaking into each other's chat list and talking crap with their friends making them wonder what sin did they commit today. [examples will be included later.]
3. Constructive repetition is an important symptom. It essentially includes picking up dialogs from movies, daily life etc. and using them everywhere in your own sentences and situations till the dialog is battered to shit.
4. Mimicry and imitation is always a deadly combo, a set of skills necessary for BPT.

Finally BPT requires a lot of observation. You are in this constant quest of searching for new ideas and events where you can laugh your intestines out. Let us now have a close look at this figure to understand BLC or BPT Life Cycle. From the figure we can deduce that BPTism is kind of an addiction in which the patient is compelled to repeat actions to continue to feel high.

To have a better understanding of BPT, we will keep quoting examples and explaining theories.
Thank you.