Woh Ladki..

Well two things might have happened. Either noone is dying to know who the hell this 'Woh Ladki' is or there is some really jealous competitor of ours who has been messing around with our curious fan-mails that talk about how our fans impatiently wait to know who 'woh ladki' is more than Harry Potter fans waited for Deathly Hallows. Come to think of it, neither Swati (now blogging, however blogged only once co-authoress) nor I got any fan-mails!! I would like to believe that the latter is more likely and hence I would like to request all the engineers of the world to pool in their brains to defeat this enemy, save our super awesome blog and bring harmony and peace to this world.

Okay now I should better shut up and take the case of Woh ladki. Oh sorry! Did I just say 'take the case' ? Oh no no no.. I would never ever do that. How could I? Come on. I can't even take the case of Swati (the one time blog wonder). Its so evident in each and every blog. So with woh ladki, it could never happen. Now, I must say that if you are an avid fan and a close follower, you will already have cracked the code of Woh Ladki. But not to worry if you haven't coz today I am gonna tell you about her.

I have a very good friend who is also a BPT. But sometimes she likes being a PKT. So once she went to this pub place in Bangalore. Its a very famous one and she likes it. You might have heard of it if you are a PKT of Bangalore. Its Parrpall Haze. This friend of mine went to Parrpall Haze with some of her other friends. She got a little too drunk and ended up doing something which was a little embarassing. What did she do? Hey buzz off.. I am not tellin ya. I don't want to get killed. Unlike Melman in Madagascar II I have more than two days to live. So she was sitting and chatting with me the next day at this place near Chandu's which is shut down now [RIP the adda].

Girl: ...So this is what happened.

Me: (out loud) what!! you got drunk and hugged your friend's friend!? And you kept calling him up when you came back? Do you even remember or someone told this to you?

Girl: Richa there are so many people here and everyone is looking at us. Please don't keep saying you you you you loudly. I did not okay. It was Woh ladki. Woh ladki got drunk. I did not do anything.

Me: Shit I am sorry. Ok.

And from then on whenever something happened it was Woh Ladki who did everything. My friend just happened to know everytime. So this is how she started telling me the stories starting with the phrase 'Richa tumhein pata hai kal woh ladki ne kya kiya......'

Well this was all about Woh ladki. What? Name? Are you crazy? This time I really don't want to get killed...

BPT laugh types

Well .. so we are here with the types of laughs that occur while you are going BPT... You can hear these laughs when sWaa, rHii, Neha Kesarwani, Amrita, woh ladki or any other BPT goes berserk with laughter. Oops!! Apologies!! We cannot count woh ladki as BPT because she is a PKT type. Appears only as a PKT person and dies immediately as PKT effect vanishes. Reincarnates during another PKT act. Now who the hell is this woh ladki?? Never heard of her before O_o !!
Yeah really?? No troubles. We will solve the mystery of woh ladki later. For now we concentrate on Types of Laughters. They can be broadly classified as:

1. Hmmhmmhmmhmm: This is the most common form of BPT laugh wherein the laugher is trying to suppress the laughter resulting in a humming sound because of closed mouth. Laugher does so to protect oneself either from the danger of being beaten by the laughee or from unwanted 'what is there to laugh?' stares from other people. During the laughter shoulders shake lightly and eyes light up. The laugher might also fold the lips inside.
   
2. Hahahahabp: The purpose of this laughter is to show that laugher is actually laughing and then has shut up immediately. The mouth opens for a while for the hahahaha and shuts suddenly making a 'bpp'sound. It is followed by looking right and then left with the body as still as a statue. This laughter is used in situations where the BPTs have their own silly issues which are not to be laughed upon but are still being laughed upon. Hence it represents forbidden laughter.
3. Hahahahagmp: Somewhat similar to the second laughter this laughter ends with a 'ggmmpp' sound. The lips make an arc and then retain their original position quickly. Eyes may pop out a little as laughter occurs. It can be classified as forbidden laughter followed by guilt.
4. Nheeeee: This laugh type is exclusively followed by Neha Kesarwani. It is so designed that the look on your face will represent that you are a goof and you have done some wonderful theatrics of which you seem too happy. It combines the element of innocence which may lead the person in front of you to laugh, say 'aww' or pull your cheek. During the laughter tongue pops out a little, lips become wide in a smile and the head bends a little to the right and maybe left too.
5. Oww: This actually is not a laughter but a sound more frequently made by Amrita in case she may find your stuff too amusing or too stupid. This phrase may also be followed by silence for two or three seconds instead of 'bye' or 'good-night' when she hangs up the phone.
6. Hehhehehehhe: This again is not a BPT laugh but a frequently, carelessly and invariably made typing laughter error by Swati Ravi during BPT conversations.

Hence this ends our chapter on BPT laughs. For any queries or doubts please do not revert to either me or my [now blogging!!!] co-authoress. We are not here for answering your questions. Buzz off.

finally a post from ME! Yay!! =D

This was basically a conversation tht sWaa and rHii had about the coming placements in college in bangalore( which means another chance to revive BPT)

rHii: aane waalo ko aane ka bahana chahiye

 sWaa: suno bahane!
  rHii: class boll* toh zaruri haisWaa: placemernt bhi karna majboori hai
rHii: fisle bina* zindgi adhuri hai*
sWaa: kuch BPT bhi aazmaana chahiye!!

 rHii: bhartiyam* mein bhi khana chaahiye

 sWaa: kulfi *bhi dhoond ke laana chahiye!!
aane waalo ko aane ka bahana chahiye.
note : *1- >class boll is this really interesting game invented by the two most bpt ppl(u know who). class ball is really easy to make and play both..just collect all the paper u can find in class(outside paper usually not allowed tho at times of emergency it is permissible) and get them in yr fist and press real hard till u get a nice smooth round ball known as Class Boll!!  vellagiri zindabad!*2-> this refers to the top most floor in college which is newly constructed and thus has a very smooth flooring which makes for amazing place to fislo around! we sometimes go there esp to fislo much to the amusement of our placement coordinator.vellagiri zindabad!*3->bhartiyam is this nice eating joint which we frequent often wenever we get sick of canteen food which happens to be quite often.and the order of the day is invariably dal makhani rice. =)*4-> kulfi! tht too from bhartiyam! is one of our favvvvee things... wot some ppl like rHii do is tht before they can order it at the cash counter they go and investigate if it is there or not.she knows whr the kulfi is even before the ppl there do! 

Points to Ponder (PTPs) O_o

There are a few details about my non- blogging co-authoress that I would like to share with our fans of this highly popular blog(where are they ?? where are they?? O_o)

• PTP 1 - Why does everyone call her Swati Ravi? Even Mr. I Need Help who has no clue about our class people addressed her by this name.
• PTP 2- If you notice Swati Ravi the non-blogging co-authoress has done nothing remarkable since the blog has started. But she surely has updated her profile picture. ooooohhh hoooooo.. ahem ahem..