Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Woh Ladki..
Okay now I should better shut up and take the case of Woh ladki. Oh sorry! Did I just say 'take the case' ? Oh no no no.. I would never ever do that. How could I? Come on. I can't even take the case of Swati (the one time blog wonder). Its so evident in each and every blog. So with woh ladki, it could never happen. Now, I must say that if you are an avid fan and a close follower, you will already have cracked the code of Woh Ladki. But not to worry if you haven't coz today I am gonna tell you about her.
I have a very good friend who is also a BPT. But sometimes she likes being a PKT. So once she went to this pub place in Bangalore. Its a very famous one and she likes it. You might have heard of it if you are a PKT of Bangalore. Its Parrpall Haze. This friend of mine went to Parrpall Haze with some of her other friends. She got a little too drunk and ended up doing something which was a little embarassing. What did she do? Hey buzz off.. I am not tellin ya. I don't want to get killed. Unlike Melman in Madagascar II I have more than two days to live. So she was sitting and chatting with me the next day at this place near Chandu's which is shut down now [RIP the adda].
Girl: ...So this is what happened.
Me: (out loud) what!! you got drunk and hugged your friend's friend!? And you kept calling him up when you came back? Do you even remember or someone told this to you?
Girl: Richa there are so many people here and everyone is looking at us. Please don't keep saying you you you you loudly. I did not okay. It was Woh ladki. Woh ladki got drunk. I did not do anything.
Me: Shit I am sorry. Ok.
And from then on whenever something happened it was Woh Ladki who did everything. My friend just happened to know everytime. So this is how she started telling me the stories starting with the phrase 'Richa tumhein pata hai kal woh ladki ne kya kiya......'
Well this was all about Woh ladki. What? Name? Are you crazy? This time I really don't want to get killed...
Thursday, January 29, 2009
BPT laugh types
Yeah really?? No troubles. We will solve the mystery of woh ladki later. For now we concentrate on Types of Laughters. They can be broadly classified as:
- Hmmhmmhmmhmm: This is the most common form of BPT laugh wherein the laugher is trying to suppress the laughter resulting in a humming sound because of closed mouth. Laugher does so to protect oneself either from the danger of being beaten by the laughee or from unwanted 'what is there to laugh?' stares from other people. During the laughter shoulders shake lightly and eyes light up. The laugher might also fold the lips inside.
- Hahahahabp: The purpose of this laughter is to show that laugher is actually laughing and then has shut up immediately. The mouth opens for a while for the hahahaha and shuts suddenly making a 'bpp'sound. It is followed by looking right and then left with the body as still as a statue. This laughter is used in situations where the BPTs have their own silly issues which are not to be laughed upon but are still being laughed upon. Hence it represents forbidden laughter.
- Hahahahagmp: Somewhat similar to the second laughter this laughter ends with a 'ggmmpp' sound. The lips make an arc and then retain their original position quickly. Eyes may pop out a little as laughter occurs. It can be classified as forbidden laughter followed by guilt.
- Nheeeee: This laugh type is exclusively followed by Neha Kesarwani. It is so designed that the look on your face will represent that you are a goof and you have done some wonderful theatrics of which you seem too happy. It combines the element of innocence which may lead the person in front of you to laugh, say 'aww' or pull your cheek. During the laughter tongue pops out a little, lips become wide in a smile and the head bends a little to the right and maybe left too.
- Oww: This actually is not a laughter but a sound more frequently made by Amrita in case she may find your stuff too amusing or too stupid. This phrase may also be followed by silence for two or three seconds instead of 'bye' or 'good-night' when she hangs up the phone.
- Hehhehehehhe: This again is not a BPT laugh but a frequently, carelessly and invariably made typing laughter error by Swati Ravi during BPT conversations.
Hence this ends our chapter on BPT laughs. For any queries or doubts please do not revert to either me or my [now blogging!!!] co-authoress. We are not here for answering your questions. Buzz off.
Saturday, January 24, 2009
finally a post from ME! Yay!! =D
rHii: aane waalo ko aane ka bahana chahiye
rHii: class boll* toh zaruri haisWaa: placemernt bhi karna majboori hai
rHii: fisle bina* zindgi adhuri hai*
sWaa: kuch BPT bhi aazmaana chahiye!!
aane waalo ko aane ka bahana chahiye.
note : *1- >class boll is this really interesting game invented by the two most bpt ppl(u know who). class ball is really easy to make and play both..just collect all the paper u can find in class(outside paper usually not allowed tho at times of emergency it is permissible) and get them in yr fist and press real hard till u get a nice smooth round ball known as Class Boll!! vellagiri zindabad!*2-> this refers to the top most floor in college which is newly constructed and thus has a very smooth flooring which makes for amazing place to fislo around! we sometimes go there esp to fislo much to the amusement of our placement coordinator.vellagiri zindabad!*3->bhartiyam is this nice eating joint which we frequent often wenever we get sick of canteen food which happens to be quite often.and the order of the day is invariably dal makhani rice. =)*4-> kulfi! tht too from bhartiyam! is one of our favvvvee things... wot some ppl like rHii do is tht before they can order it at the cash counter they go and investigate if it is there or not.she knows whr the kulfi is even before the ppl there do!
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Points to Ponder (PTPs) O_o
- PTP 1 - Why does everyone call her Swati Ravi? Even Mr. I Need Help who has no clue about our class people addressed her by this name.
- PTP 2- If you notice Swati Ravi the non-blogging co-authoress has done nothing remarkable since the blog has started. But she surely has updated her profile picture. ooooohhh hoooooo.. ahem ahem..
Thursday, November 6, 2008
I am so Pissed..
foutre vous
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Experiment no. 1
Materials Reqd. : Khum, Muan, Swati, Notebook, Pen (Reynolds) [Ehh.. WTF! o_O Why Reynolds?? Kyoki Reynolds mein hai kuch baat. Now STFU!!]
Location: Lecture hall (no ideas of what the lecture hall no. is @_@), Deptt. of FMS.
Observer: Richa
[Random observers: Amrita, Supreet]
Methodology:
Step 1- Sit at the last bench and see that it should be exactly behind Khum's.
Step 2- Take a Reynolds pen. [colour no bar]
Step 3- Suddenly poke it into back of Khum's neck.
Step 4- Take the pen back.
Step 5- Repeat infinite times for recording observation (n having fun).
Step 6- Also repeat for Muan, Swati.
Observations:
(i) Khum's neck senses the poke and shoulders rise up slowly and significantly to a level directly proportional to the intensity of the poke.
(ii) Khum turns back to view the poker (Swati Ravi !! Swati Ravi!!)
(iii) Muan records effect on first poke but develops immunity later.
(iv) No particular effects observed on Swati Ravi. (Warning on LCD flashes.. Only for earth creatures. Experiment not valid for non- blogging aliens.)
Conclusion:
(i) Muan, Khum n Swati react differently.
(ii) No effect on oneself (i.e. the alien conducting the experiment.)
[Note: If I am found dead or in a state which is not human, then you may conclude that Swati might have killed me or turned me into an alien.]
[All experiments have been conducted in high class laboratories under expert guidances. Please do not try this at home.]
Sunday, September 21, 2008
When sWaa knew the whereabouts..
So this time we were at the Forum mall and sWaa [the non blogging co-authoress] did her as usual histrionics. Before the real deal happened we were sitting down at McDonalds guzzling our favourite Coke float when sWaa [trust me she knows nothing, absolutely nothing.. about blogging] told me that she met two cute twins downstairs. She (obviously) imitated them while she narrated the conversation she had exchanged with them. Now as we finished and went downstairs the two cute twins were sitting with their mom.
sWaa : [in her loudest possible voice] Ye dekho ye dono. Cute naa?
As I turned back I saw a baffled mom with a faint smile on her face. I managed a flustered smile and said "Swati jaldi chalo yaha se" while the mom still stared at us. (Hearing about the incident Amrita said " tumhe unki maa ne bachche uthaane wala socha hoga" hehe)
So while we laughed at sWaa's [non-blogger, non-blogger] almost eccentric behaviour her stomach started hurting (coz of the laughter that occured) n she sat down alongside the path while I continued walking, talking to the air.
So later when both of us were sitting and laughing at people around, a very fair woman talking over the phone in a very typical firangi accent passed by. Here is what she said " Naahi naahi wao waaala raod mein naahi aana haii daousra waala raod mein aana haii. ok bye"
Me: oye ye firangan hai kya?
sWaa: Nahi nahi Parsi hai.
[roflmao]
Monday, September 8, 2008
BPT example
When we were in the first semester of our FMS, we were three people sharing a room. Me, Swati (again my BPT partner who knows nothing about blogging) and Vidisha (dunno whether she knows about blogging or not, but she is an Accessory Design student). So there was this one night when we were as usual busy with our everyday chores. Swati (the one who doesn't know how to blog) was busy with internet, her eyes popping out like a frog and expressions changing every second as she looked at her computer screen. I was about to sleep as I fiddled with my keypad to send a message. Vidisha was sleeping. The clock showed 12.30 AM. Suddenly Vidisha rolls around towards Swati, gets up and.....
Vidisha: Swati didi....
Swati: (baffled) Haan...???
Vidisha: Kya karoon? (goes to sleep)
Swati is flabbergasted and blank.
Me: (yeah the hero is finally here) hahahahahahahaha
Swati : Ye kya tha be??
Both: hahahahahahaha
The next morning we narrate it to Vidisha who doesn't seem to remember anything. Apparently she comes out with her very regular expression of amused astonishment – "Haiiiin???"
J
Friday, September 5, 2008
BPT when it started...
Girl: (points towards the canteen) Is the breakfast still there??
Swaa : Idli
Me: hahahahaha
(girl leaves for canteen)
Swaa: Kya be? Why haha?
Me: Dumbo.. did u listen to what she asked?
Swaa: errr.... no .. why??
[I iterate the conversation again, exactly as it happened]
Both: Hahahahahaha
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Introduction to BPT
- Laughing on roads after uttering silly sentences. Laughter is abrupt, loud and people may or may not turn to look at you.
- Breaking into each other's chat list and talking crap with their friends making them wonder what sin did they commit today. [examples will be included later.]
- Constructive repetition is an important symptom. It essentially includes picking up dialogs from movies, daily life etc. and using them everywhere in your own sentences and situations till the dialog is battered to shit.
- Mimicry and imitation is always a deadly combo, a set of skills necessary for BPT.
To have a better understanding of BPT, we will keep quoting examples and explaining theories.
Thank you.