BPT laugh types

Well .. so we are here with the types of laughs that occur while you are going BPT... You can hear these laughs when sWaa, rHii, Neha Kesarwani, Amrita, woh ladki or any other BPT goes berserk with laughter. Oops!! Apologies!! We cannot count woh ladki as BPT because she is a PKT type. Appears only as a PKT person and dies immediately as PKT effect vanishes. Reincarnates during another PKT act. Now who the hell is this woh ladki?? Never heard of her before O_o !!
Yeah really?? No troubles. We will solve the mystery of woh ladki later. For now we concentrate on Types of Laughters. They can be broadly classified as:

1. Hmmhmmhmmhmm: This is the most common form of BPT laugh wherein the laugher is trying to suppress the laughter resulting in a humming sound because of closed mouth. Laugher does so to protect oneself either from the danger of being beaten by the laughee or from unwanted 'what is there to laugh?' stares from other people. During the laughter shoulders shake lightly and eyes light up. The laugher might also fold the lips inside.
   
2. Hahahahabp: The purpose of this laughter is to show that laugher is actually laughing and then has shut up immediately. The mouth opens for a while for the hahahaha and shuts suddenly making a 'bpp'sound. It is followed by looking right and then left with the body as still as a statue. This laughter is used in situations where the BPTs have their own silly issues which are not to be laughed upon but are still being laughed upon. Hence it represents forbidden laughter.
3. Hahahahagmp: Somewhat similar to the second laughter this laughter ends with a 'ggmmpp' sound. The lips make an arc and then retain their original position quickly. Eyes may pop out a little as laughter occurs. It can be classified as forbidden laughter followed by guilt.
4. Nheeeee: This laugh type is exclusively followed by Neha Kesarwani. It is so designed that the look on your face will represent that you are a goof and you have done some wonderful theatrics of which you seem too happy. It combines the element of innocence which may lead the person in front of you to laugh, say 'aww' or pull your cheek. During the laughter tongue pops out a little, lips become wide in a smile and the head bends a little to the right and maybe left too.
5. Oww: This actually is not a laughter but a sound more frequently made by Amrita in case she may find your stuff too amusing or too stupid. This phrase may also be followed by silence for two or three seconds instead of 'bye' or 'good-night' when she hangs up the phone.
6. Hehhehehehhe: This again is not a BPT laugh but a frequently, carelessly and invariably made typing laughter error by Swati Ravi during BPT conversations.

Hence this ends our chapter on BPT laughs. For any queries or doubts please do not revert to either me or my [now blogging!!!] co-authoress. We are not here for answering your questions. Buzz off.

finally a post from ME! Yay!! =D

This was basically a conversation tht sWaa and rHii had about the coming placements in college in bangalore( which means another chance to revive BPT)

rHii: aane waalo ko aane ka bahana chahiye

 sWaa: suno bahane!
  rHii: class boll* toh zaruri haisWaa: placemernt bhi karna majboori hai
rHii: fisle bina* zindgi adhuri hai*
sWaa: kuch BPT bhi aazmaana chahiye!!

 rHii: bhartiyam* mein bhi khana chaahiye

 sWaa: kulfi *bhi dhoond ke laana chahiye!!
aane waalo ko aane ka bahana chahiye.
note : *1- >class boll is this really interesting game invented by the two most bpt ppl(u know who). class ball is really easy to make and play both..just collect all the paper u can find in class(outside paper usually not allowed tho at times of emergency it is permissible) and get them in yr fist and press real hard till u get a nice smooth round ball known as Class Boll!!  vellagiri zindabad!*2-> this refers to the top most floor in college which is newly constructed and thus has a very smooth flooring which makes for amazing place to fislo around! we sometimes go there esp to fislo much to the amusement of our placement coordinator.vellagiri zindabad!*3->bhartiyam is this nice eating joint which we frequent often wenever we get sick of canteen food which happens to be quite often.and the order of the day is invariably dal makhani rice. =)*4-> kulfi! tht too from bhartiyam! is one of our favvvvee things... wot some ppl like rHii do is tht before they can order it at the cash counter they go and investigate if it is there or not.she knows whr the kulfi is even before the ppl there do! 

Points to Ponder (PTPs) O_o

There are a few details about my non- blogging co-authoress that I would like to share with our fans of this highly popular blog(where are they ?? where are they?? O_o)

• PTP 1 - Why does everyone call her Swati Ravi? Even Mr. I Need Help who has no clue about our class people addressed her by this name.
• PTP 2- If you notice Swati Ravi the non-blogging co-authoress has done nothing remarkable since the blog has started. But she surely has updated her profile picture. ooooohhh hoooooo.. ahem ahem..