Thursday, November 6, 2008
I am so Pissed..
foutre vous
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Experiment no. 1
Materials Reqd. : Khum, Muan, Swati, Notebook, Pen (Reynolds) [Ehh.. WTF! o_O Why Reynolds?? Kyoki Reynolds mein hai kuch baat. Now STFU!!]
Location: Lecture hall (no ideas of what the lecture hall no. is @_@), Deptt. of FMS.
Observer: Richa
[Random observers: Amrita, Supreet]
Methodology:
Step 1- Sit at the last bench and see that it should be exactly behind Khum's.
Step 2- Take a Reynolds pen. [colour no bar]
Step 3- Suddenly poke it into back of Khum's neck.
Step 4- Take the pen back.
Step 5- Repeat infinite times for recording observation (n having fun).
Step 6- Also repeat for Muan, Swati.
Observations:
(i) Khum's neck senses the poke and shoulders rise up slowly and significantly to a level directly proportional to the intensity of the poke.
(ii) Khum turns back to view the poker (Swati Ravi !! Swati Ravi!!)
(iii) Muan records effect on first poke but develops immunity later.
(iv) No particular effects observed on Swati Ravi. (Warning on LCD flashes.. Only for earth creatures. Experiment not valid for non- blogging aliens.)
Conclusion:
(i) Muan, Khum n Swati react differently.
(ii) No effect on oneself (i.e. the alien conducting the experiment.)
[Note: If I am found dead or in a state which is not human, then you may conclude that Swati might have killed me or turned me into an alien.]
[All experiments have been conducted in high class laboratories under expert guidances. Please do not try this at home.]
Sunday, September 21, 2008
When sWaa knew the whereabouts..
So this time we were at the Forum mall and sWaa [the non blogging co-authoress] did her as usual histrionics. Before the real deal happened we were sitting down at McDonalds guzzling our favourite Coke float when sWaa [trust me she knows nothing, absolutely nothing.. about blogging] told me that she met two cute twins downstairs. She (obviously) imitated them while she narrated the conversation she had exchanged with them. Now as we finished and went downstairs the two cute twins were sitting with their mom.
sWaa : [in her loudest possible voice] Ye dekho ye dono. Cute naa?
As I turned back I saw a baffled mom with a faint smile on her face. I managed a flustered smile and said "Swati jaldi chalo yaha se" while the mom still stared at us. (Hearing about the incident Amrita said " tumhe unki maa ne bachche uthaane wala socha hoga" hehe)
So while we laughed at sWaa's [non-blogger, non-blogger] almost eccentric behaviour her stomach started hurting (coz of the laughter that occured) n she sat down alongside the path while I continued walking, talking to the air.
So later when both of us were sitting and laughing at people around, a very fair woman talking over the phone in a very typical firangi accent passed by. Here is what she said " Naahi naahi wao waaala raod mein naahi aana haii daousra waala raod mein aana haii. ok bye"
Me: oye ye firangan hai kya?
sWaa: Nahi nahi Parsi hai.
[roflmao]
Monday, September 8, 2008
BPT example
When we were in the first semester of our FMS, we were three people sharing a room. Me, Swati (again my BPT partner who knows nothing about blogging) and Vidisha (dunno whether she knows about blogging or not, but she is an Accessory Design student). So there was this one night when we were as usual busy with our everyday chores. Swati (the one who doesn't know how to blog) was busy with internet, her eyes popping out like a frog and expressions changing every second as she looked at her computer screen. I was about to sleep as I fiddled with my keypad to send a message. Vidisha was sleeping. The clock showed 12.30 AM. Suddenly Vidisha rolls around towards Swati, gets up and.....
Vidisha: Swati didi....
Swati: (baffled) Haan...???
Vidisha: Kya karoon? (goes to sleep)
Swati is flabbergasted and blank.
Me: (yeah the hero is finally here) hahahahahahahaha
Swati : Ye kya tha be??
Both: hahahahahahaha
The next morning we narrate it to Vidisha who doesn't seem to remember anything. Apparently she comes out with her very regular expression of amused astonishment – "Haiiiin???"
J
Friday, September 5, 2008
BPT when it started...
Girl: (points towards the canteen) Is the breakfast still there??
Swaa : Idli
Me: hahahahaha
(girl leaves for canteen)
Swaa: Kya be? Why haha?
Me: Dumbo.. did u listen to what she asked?
Swaa: errr.... no .. why??
[I iterate the conversation again, exactly as it happened]
Both: Hahahahahaha
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Introduction to BPT
- Laughing on roads after uttering silly sentences. Laughter is abrupt, loud and people may or may not turn to look at you.
- Breaking into each other's chat list and talking crap with their friends making them wonder what sin did they commit today. [examples will be included later.]
- Constructive repetition is an important symptom. It essentially includes picking up dialogs from movies, daily life etc. and using them everywhere in your own sentences and situations till the dialog is battered to shit.
- Mimicry and imitation is always a deadly combo, a set of skills necessary for BPT.
To have a better understanding of BPT, we will keep quoting examples and explaining theories.
Thank you.